Me too!
Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
the pizza man had no reaction when jackie and me opened the door naked, i guess he's used to that shit
At this point it has been so long i wouldnt know what a dick was if it slapped me in the face.
toilet paper cling ons are not as adorable as the little red cub makes them look on the charmin commercials.
I'm sitting the next couple hours out. Puking in a potted plant really put shit into perspective for me.
He's such a gentleman. He didn't even ask why my bra was flung on the seat of my car. He just took my snow brush, pushed it onto the floor and said, "Let's go I'm hungry."
And by defning the relationship I mean telling him I'm gonna fuck other people but its cool If he does the same.
Nice just gets you lonely or dead. I don't like those options.
I just walked in on my sixteen year old sister soaking her tampon in vodka. I go to Berkeley. And they think she's the good daughter.
My usual answer of have sex with it doesn't work in this situation
What part of drinking with my mom makes you think i'd get naked
All of it
He used one of his curtains as a leash and hand restraints. He wins the creative sex challenge hands down.
may or may not have snorted a line of tums... wtf.
right after that u started calling me g-force and started trying to bellyslide down his drive way
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