it sounds like her vocal chords are covered in pudding and rocks. come get me.
I feel so grown up. I just went to home depot to buy actual home improvement supplies instead of stuff to make a bong with.
Anytime you have a hot, flirty, married woman that wants to ride you like a horse and slap your ass, you've got to do it.
Yeah, but four times?
everyday i become more and more impressed with my facebook stalking skills
I fell alseep but then some dude picked me up. Comforter and all stuck a blunt in my mouth and carried me back downstairs because "I wasn't done partying"
who were those guys at the table sniffing dryer sheets?
I feel like our low point of the night was when we had to start chasing with ice cubes and wheat thins.
Attempting to sleep without a bra since i got my nips pierced wish me luck. Also almost sent that to my coworker.
Did u know it's unconstitutional to turn down a shot during 4th of July celebrations.. Rest now dear liver
Pedi-lyte stocked
I'm told I threw my cigarettes at the TV one by one Shouting about the cast of Community.
last thing I remember is yelling 'sit on my face' through a traffic cone
I shouldn't have that kind of responsibility when the prospect of being high is readily available. All I could do was hula hoop and smoke cigarettes last night. My remembrance of anything important was out the window.
In the officer's defense, I was indeed pantless at the time he cuffed me, but there's a perfectly good explanation.
just had an allergic reaction to my dildo. My life is ruined.
Ladies night is a gift from god. If it weren't for that, I'd probably be selling my eggs for booze money.
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