"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
why are there post-it notes all around the apartment labeled where you guys had sex and in what position
I mistook a propane tank for a keg.
I've never had a woman show me her venereal disease results in a bar before.
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i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
i should do something illegal before my birthday. as of thursday im old enough to go to jail.
I miss eating meals at a table and having unprotected sex..
Do what? I was just saying that at some point there's a chance I'll have a boner. Think of it like a guessing game. "Does he have one now?"
And now I'm drinking leftover wine in the grad lounge because fuck my life
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I still think he fell and scraped his elbow and lost his credit card buying 8 hot chocolates for hobos
Hey Cat, it's Michael. You made out with me for a hot dog last night and I feel super used.
It's the eve of Christ's birthday and I'm sending pictures of my tits
if i seriously got my dick up last night, then im taking him to disney world cause thats just fuckin impressive
You better not fucking die before we have sex while you blow fire. I'm serious. Don't mess up my sexual bucket list.
Eventually I will start sleeping with people who actually want to hangout with me the next day... But not today
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