I heard it from a little bird bananas is gonna be there
Is this bird reliable bc I don't wanna be wasted running around the bar asking where bananas is
so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
just took my ibuprofen with ramen broth, yay college
apparently i'm really good at getting wasted, having sex all night, getting multiple hickeys and oversleeping father's day brunch. this is the third year its happened.
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
I am kinda proud of you, its like seeing my slutty baby take its first step
Babe, I need to be clear. I DO NOT WANT TO HAVE ANAL. Never. No anal. No "talking about it"
Her boyfriend was wrestling another girl. But, she said she was okay with it because she kept checking for boners--w the back of her hand like she was checking for a fever
He's blaming gravity for his problems right now, so put that in perspective
JUST MADE A FLAMING SLED. MIGHT HAVE 3RD DEGREE BURNS.
Your girlfriend is in jail- I've just never been able to use that in a sentence before. Thank you both!
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
Any residual attraction has just been ruthlessly murdered by that mustache.
No, it's like a legit blood drive. It's not just her out in some parking lot with needles and ziplock bags
i just got hit by a door and im the one that said im sorry, yeah im drunk.
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