how soon is too soon after the break-up to ask for my condoms back?
The only problem is i have violated all potential new years resolutions at the new years party.
i knew i liked her after she chugged tequila, fell down the stairs and said "oh dont worry i knew it'd be faster this way"
I can't think of anything besides pubic hair fallout. Ugh.
Do you think a former stripper/heroin addict constitutes as a high risk sexual partner?
We left live chickens on the basement slip n slide. Good luck finding your car keys
You obviously dont comprehend the level of insane i operate at
Typcal friday morning so far. Puke, shower, commute/puke, coffee, puke, coffee, bagel, good to go. Lunch today?
I've started a list of places i want to drink. To go along with the list of places i want to have sex. Lincoln's log cabin is on both.
The 78 year old woman who works next to me divorced her ex husband, remarried her first husband, and retired all in one day. I'd say it makes your breakup on Valentine's day pretty insignificant.
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
Let us bow our heads and pray that I don't throw up in the tub
She's like the sister I never had that I want to bang.
i'm so glad to be in bed i'd like to thank the acadermy
You left your pants here again. 4th time in a row. How can you walk home without pants?
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