We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
I took off my clothes and she wanted to have sex. But then she changed her mind. So we ended up fucking through her panties or something. I don't know it was weird.
After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
sometimes when i'm walking through campus i wonder how many of these people have seen me puke
I'm gonna keep this simple. I threw up in your pillow case. Sorry.
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
Why the fuck is the royal wedding at 4am. That is obviously not the most appropriate time to drink during finals. It's like I'm bound to fail, by royal decree.
Woke up this morning in a randoms bed clutching an airplane ticket. God I hope I'm still in the country
Saw on the news tonight that Hamilton county's syphilis rate is 9x the national average...use protection!
Thanks, mom.
walk of shame to my ortho appointment. kids are staring. this little girl just asked her mom if she can havr glitter in her hair too.
I wish someone would just come knock on my door and fuck me already so that me and my stuffed animals aren't the only ones who see my amazing spring break tan. I'm not getting skin cancer so I can just sit here abstinent.
To sum up. The glass blower from the ren faire ate me out last night. Best ever. Go find yourself an artisan.
What's your ideal size in a man?
I just asked if you could cover my shift tomorrow......
I just looked down and realized I was walking around in briefs and a ninja turtle shirt; and for a second, I thought I was 8 again... Weird...
I smoked a joint in the bathtub at 8 am then went back to bed
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