oh well we may not be friends on facebook but at least i got laid
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
I got her a Nickelback box set.
I remember her trying to talk to me a few times after we broke up and I'd always change the subject to bagels.
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
Definitely just blazed with the housekeeper. That woman needs a raise
My tits are coming out a minimum of ten times
This is the first time I have ever hoped it's poison ivy on my cock
we had a ceremony where you passed your fake id onto me in the middle of the bar. i was on my knees and you presented it to me. i don't think the bartenders were suspicious though
I love you more than champagne and correct grammar
I just windexed my mirror headboard, Lets get to work.
Yes ma'am.Im also looking at my collection of penis pictures in my email playing "who;s penis is that"?
There's always a silver lining when massive voluptuous tits are involved
You know it's a pretty bad night when an injured penis is not the worst thing that happened to you. Fuck tequila
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