Dude love is like an itch. You fuckin scratch it, then it itches more, then you scratch it and it itches more, and before you know it, there is semen everywhere.
you are insane
But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
Astroglide: It's like Bengay for your ass.
The only thing that makes me want to stop the affair is that I am the Monica Lewinksy in this triangle.
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
Me either. I want to get 'chase a stray cat through the neighborhood in my hooker heels' drunk. And it's your birthday, so you have to get 'best friend holding your hair while you puke in the bar bathroom and cry about your life' drunk. In a feather boa.
Could have been worst, could have seen me bent over biting her carpet while her son was inside me, i think i would have respnded with "i was just trying to be quiet"
Wanna smoke some ancient weed I just found in a box of cake mix?
Vagic. Defined as a kind of magic one has over a girl's vagina. Used in a sentence... he's an accomplished vagician.
I still don't know why she was so offended when I emerged from the bathroom and told her my balls were now clean.
Idk man there's lots of bad dick but even a bad cookie is still pretty good
Am I getting cock blocked by karaoke? That's a first.
I just want to be like "i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it"
Even if they did assume we were doing kinky shit, it's not like they're gonna be like, "HALT SATAN! INTAKE SOME JESUS AND VOMIT YOUR SINS!"
I just learned that I could drop out of school and spend the rest of my savings on a giraffe are you free this weekend
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