I looked at the bar tab this morning. The bartender added a $25 'customer asshole fee'. I have no grounds to dispute it.
OMG HAIR ON HIS DICK. HAIR ON HIS DICK AS IN GROWING OUT OF HIS DICK. HAIR.
Kegstand on crutches, you need to get on my level.
What are you doing St Patricks day? I'm banned from all work parties with open bar ever since the cinco de mayo party that I dumped a drink on my co-workers head and played air guitar on my boss' ankle cast.
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this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
Its been 4 years since I have masturbated this hard. God bless the Olympics!
Just got biofeeze on my vag. Weirdest sensation everrr. Can't decide if I want to cum or cry
He managed to crash an entire train of shopping carts into a wall. I think he noticed my implants.
When we were texting for those few weeks, I some how established a crush on you. And its weird and wild and stupid and silly. But these things just have to be said sometimes to determine what's real and what is infatuation. And to suffer the consequences of five am drunk philosophy. No regrets.
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I JUST LIKE FLANNEL, NOT VAGINAS! OK?
I don't remember anything but bad decisions last night
I was so drunk last night dude. I woke up this morning to my oven being wide open and my pants on the kitchen floor.
I told her we had to stay at the bar until at least midnight because that's when my direct deposit hit, don't tell me i'm not responsible
i just want to get drunk and cry and have sex with lots of men
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
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