What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
i went to disney world today with my friends, met snow white, then saw her later at a bar. she is naked next to me in her bed, passwed out. when you wish upon a star...
Santa Clause just drove by me on a fire truck. Epic night begins.
woke up this morning with a fat chick but she went downstairs and made pancakes without saying a word.
You need to get here now. Before they realize I'm not puerto rican.
It was a two-sided wall so part of my body ended up in someone elses condo.
I'd be there a lot sooner if these damn stairs would stop moving.
Told him I'd blow him in the bathroom. There was a giant window everyone was looking thru. He whipped it out n I burst out laughing n walked away. Even blackout drunk I set the bar high. You should be proud.
He seems to have a lot of things figured out and most of the answers involve bourbon
Sean getting laid is an anomaly, Sean banging the hottest single girl at the wedding is a fucking unicorn being ridden by a leprechaun walking through mordor.
I didn't have the heart to tell him that the reason my vagina was so "prelubricated" was because I had just had another gentleman caller an hour earlier. So, when he commented about how turned on I appeared, I just went with it.
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
I'm turning twenty & the only honorable way to exit my teens is by slapping the fuck outta the bag. You better be in.
BTW he text me to text him later after the concert to hang out. Im prepping my bed but I should know I shouldn't count my dicks before they hatch
Do you want to go soon I'm overthinking life and my butthole again
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