went to sleep on the couch in jeans and socks. woke up in bed totally nude no memory of moving. best farewell party ever
): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
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after eating me out, he asked for something to drink. i gave him a glass of water and he said he needed something stronger.
Voted patient of the month again at the urgent care. I need to rethink my life choices.
can you come back were all locked out and alyssia's still inside passed out on the floor but more importantly i left a beer in there that's not finished
Can we make a pact that if we're 40 and still sluts that aren't married we can get civil unioned the fuck up and raise an asian baby as our own?
Yeah, my new jeep also came with custom license plates that read 4SKIIN. Not "4 skin" but "4 skiing" thanks mom and dad
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All he did was like my Instagram picture and I'm already planning how to turn down sex with him this weekend...
It was the hardest I ever came in my life and once I could see straight again I just looked at him and said "cool"
YOU MAKE ANAL SEX SOUND LIKE A SPORTING EVENT
Why is there puke in my guitar?
Because you puked in your guitar.
Dude, you got arrested and then texted 911 to tell them you'd been kidnapped with a screenshot of your current location.
How many nights in 2015 can we have no one get injured, run away crying, or get into a brawl?