Planned Parenthood should have gift certificates.
Oh. He liked you.
Then you said "Are you asian?, I didn't know there was Asians in Colorado."
He kept buying me shots of tequila. I decided to just save myself the half hour of toilet hugging and tell him straight up that I intended on sleeping with him. We got Tacos on the way home with all the money we saved.
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
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I can't believe all the places I got into shoeless last night. Apparently no one will say no to a girl covered in paint with a ripped shirt
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
when you agree to fuck a guy it does by NO means make it okay for his roommate to hide in the closet with doritos and watch
He is gay. There is no bi when you have a manhunt AND you are an art major. That's like a unicorn without a horn, it just isn't possible.
I still have a scar from the last time she gave me a handjob. There is NO WAY i'll stick my dick anywhere near her again
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Get in your clown car, pick up everyone you know, and head to the park. drunk Sledding grand prix tonight. winner takes home the leftover beer
Can I even tell you how badly I want a day that is just on and off napping and sex with intermittent snack breaks? Because I want that day very badly.
I have never seen a more amazing text message in my entire life.
If he doesn't give you the same feelings you get when the pizza guy arrives, he's probably not worth it.
When I came out of the bathroom you were naked dead asleep on the couch but your dick was still rock hard standing straight up. I almost took a pic. It was impressive.
Burnt food and a broken vibrator. Disappointment after disappointment. Is April a man?
Validation I posted a good pic? The lonely fuckboys send out the booty call signal. Of course I answered the call; Gotham needs its hero.
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