turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
When sleeping with someone new: should you hide the magnum condoms, or let him know what he has to live up to?
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
Dude before you bang that chick preheat the oven to 425 I wanna make a pizza for afties
that's probably because you left your arm in the fishtank for 90% of the night
And then he posed under the bed and said, "you should draw me like one of your french girls." Why do they keep giving this kid drugs?
Chuck job is nothing more than to be my dick stand when I'm too drunk to hold it while pissing
I can measure my amount of vomit in solo cups.
Dude it's huge. I don't usually like looking at those things, but you're kind of forced to stare that horse in the face.
Could you imagine living in a city where bartenders are available by 1:30 AM
I'd have like 4 kids by now and at least one std
I don't remember, but I believe your goodnight phrase was "nice meeting you, thanks for not macing me"
I fear our relationship is coming to an end. Last night I felt the need to bloody apologise for waking him up with a blow job.
My dad is sitting where you rode me
Blacking out in the security line at the airport is not nearly as fun as blacking out in the lunch line at the dining hall.
You remember my neighbor with the perfect ass? It's even better in assless chaps.
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