It's a miracle Ok Typing texts toYou right now
I looooooove Saturdays!!!!!!!
I am absolutely hammered
you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
How can i ever say i miss u when u wont go away
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
i'm sitting pantsless eating potato chips and watching porn before he picks me up for our date. I hope he's ready for this...
Dude, somewhere around here makes 4loko slushies. I just decided coming home isn't so bad.
Almost made out with Amanda but I told her "I'm in a committed fake lesbian relationship with Laura. I can't."
Last night I texted her to confirm she could start designing costumes for my show this week.
That is one convoluted booty call.
You passed out while holding my hair during a blow job.. i think your gona have to earn back blow jobs
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
Well for decently drunk, in the woods, last-person-i-should-be-hooking-up-with sex, i thought it was pretty good.
The smoothie place is closed, but the liquor store is open and wine is kinda like a smoothie.
I am luring the porn star to my house with chicken!
Two old ladies openly mocked me this morning at drunk breakfast. Is it time to reevaluate my life choices?
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