woke up in a shopping cart using a keystone box as a blanket. how was your night?
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
Just tried to tap morse code on the wall seperating our beds to tell you I was awake and ready to smoke
Most sexually ambiguous night of my life. Kept switching from the NBA finals to the Tonys.
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Not much, really baked..... beethoven is AMAZING it's like i'm flying in space with baby jesus
Let's learn from last year: Leave the handcuffs at home on St Patrick's Day.
This juggling 3 dicks is getting exhausting
He literally cocked blocked all the dudes that tried to talk to the girls he was with, and they all loved him.
Same guy who tossed the brunet over his shoulder as they left screaming "Bring me my lucky shovel!"
Just so you know, classy bitches change the morning after in a CVS bathroom.
My heart is swelling with pride right now. I fucking love you.
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I had a drink called "the white nun." It tasted like Marshmallows, and celibacy.
We can talk about your dick in my throat after a decision is made, this is my hair we're talking about. .. shit's important.
Homophobes nationwide are huddled in their bunkers tonight and I can't stop giggling. Could be the wine.
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
I'm just down here gazing up into your ivory tower of nudes
Double check your contract and see if it says anything about sleeping with your manager
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