This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
oh vodka. i could write you a sonnet.
I had a party to get rid of booze. Woke up with even more. Will do this till I can open a liquor store
boobs and vodka. thats all i can remember, finals week needs to stop ending like this..
I'm questioning the dried chocolate syrup on my tits.
Her legal name is Candy. Her being a whore is implied.
we need to drink more beer. the fridge wont close.
My date keeps hitting on your friend. Had no expectations, but not a real confidence booster.
you told the cab driver to stop being such a pussy because he wouldn't let you shotgun a beer in the backseat
Sorry, they don't make maternity Power Ranger suits...
i looked down and was like "oh shit thats blood" then it was like "shit, thats not my blood." then it was like whos blood is this??
I HAVE PIZZA MONEY AT ALL TIMES IT'S CALL EMERGENCY PLANNING
I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest
Just found out that the guy I lost my virginity to voted for Gary Johnson. It's almost more upsetting then him ending up being a massive asshole.
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
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