I woke up with a picture of my dick as my background. still wondering if it was a good night or not.
Dude, we totally smoked up inside a church organ last night. Add this to the epic list.
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
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We are taking shots off of spoons and listening to Mary Poppins.
do you find it slutty that the last person I had sex with is also the person who sings my ringtone ?
Based off of the soaking wet clothes/towels/rugs, Eiffel Tower statue and monkey in the bathtub, I'm going to assume drunk me took a bath.
Are you really alive right now?
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
My dick looks like crazy bread
pics are now mandatory
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I have just been informed that my company has ray guns. I WORK FOR ACTUAL BOND VILLAINS. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
I just set an alarm for 5 am tomorrow morning titled "Wake and Bake Its Christmas motherfucker"
I should have known when she said it would be "fun" we'd end up in the hospital
I'm SO high. And there is so much pudding in this car
i got a dick pic last night and the mother fucker had a Jesus picture in the background.
Only you would make Mario Party a contact sport.
And you owe me a new pair of switch controllers.
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