At one point last night while tipping the bartender you looked at him and said "If I need money later, I'm taking this back"
just opened a can of spagetti o's with a butter knife. the things u will do for food when ur stoned.
Sorry if I'm being weird. I'm dipping doritos in cabernet.
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
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It's always awkward in the office the day after your boss sends you a dick pic.
I think I might get 604 tattooed on my ass tonight...
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
How am I supposed to buy weed and pancake mix when it's raining?
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I hear jingle bells and I can't tell if it's bc I'm feeling festive or just REALLY high
I'm eating animal crackers on my bed next to my vibrator writing about the hopelessness and depravity of humanity. I am LIVING.
I may have interrupted sex but im bringing them both to McDonalds. Am I not the greatest older sister ever?
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
If this adventure is going to get us arrested it'll have to wait until Wednesday so that I can bail myself out.
I wet willied a stranger last night didn’t I?
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