Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
Anytime you have a hot, flirty, married woman that wants to ride you like a horse and slap your ass, you've got to do it.
Yeah, but four times?
You can't just say things like "great depression theme party" and then not respond.
Goldfish can't live in a bowl filled with tequila, lesson learned.
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She bent the beer can with her tongue. I'm scared of what she'll do to me
Dude they have your information. Come back. The sheriffs office is here, they are pissed..please come back otherwise jail is inevitable. Call me
I just found pizaa roll in my hair. Already been to class today
Sometimes crazy just comes naturally. I don't need booze to say that on occasion I feel the need to rip off my asshole and throw it against the fridge to see if it sticks.
The bar tenders gave me the number for a "taxi"... It's just a dude with a van. In retrospect, pretty sketchy. Robert was cool though.
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Nothing better than going to Mass on Easter Sunday with "I love penis" henna tattooed across your back. Love your Indian culture.
all i tweeted was "emergency this is not a drill" and he immediately texted me asking if this was a subtle booty call…it was
Dont worry, the Canadians are more afraid of you then you are of them.
Um, just removed my insulin from the fridge so that I could fit our case in there. Tell me, who has their priorities straight? THIS GIRL.
YOU GOT ME SO DRUNKK
i got me so drunk!
Drunk twilight is the only twilight
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