So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?
omg no way im finding him!
he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.
Baconater + red wine = first meal of the day
They want to listen to Lady Gaga while they puke.
Going to pass out with da shoes on. hugging wallstreet journal from tuesday. please check me for liveliness in the morning.
I'm inventing beer flavored vodka. This raspberry shit makes me feel like a pussy.
Just remembered to take my BC at the liquor store. Just swallowed it with a free sample of Whiskey.
it's been a while because I don't count the hooker
She made a roadhead CD. Can I marry her?
I tried to bribe him with road head and his toothbrush.
i have two emotions: emotionless and blind with rage
you said you didn't want to carry the pizza box so just folded up the pizza and put it in your pocket
I just remembered I made you punch yourself in the face last night and I would like to formally apologize for that even though it was hilarious.
Once he bit me I drew the fucking line.
The night took a wrong turn after I found you smoking a blunt with a midget behind the bar...
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