I told him that all frat guys do it... it was that easy to get him to go down on me.
they told you the "weed man" wouldn't come until you were asleep, like santa claus. you believed it.
Aren't you glad we're at the point in our relationship where I don't even ask why you're hiding in the cabinet?
Just went through campus. In the span of 2 min I saw 4 places I've had sex. And thats just down one street. Man do I miss college.
He just kept yelling cup my balls to everyone they kicked us out after 20 min
you puked in the bathtub and said "let them pee"
I say that because you at one point were like a mama spider covered with baby spiders only you were a man covered with strippers.
we told the drug dealer that our car was dead and we needed a jump so he would bring the drugs to us...
Last night was so embarrassing. I got like almost blackout drunk and threw up in my hand and then blamed it on someone else.
Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
you walked around drinking beer out of a plunger and telling people it was a goblet...
do you think the dildo I'm bringing through airport security is considered a weapon?
I think one of your friend's offered my friend chicken tenders back at his place...just FYI he should probably come up w/ another line
I just spent so much time grooming my landing strip and like, sex isn't even on the agenda tonight.
I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU STUCK YOUR DICK IN CRAZY!
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