Apparently you make a good broom.
I just spent twenty minutes with brandons dad explaining why head isnt typically considered sex...can we say awkward?
I was so high I couldn't tell if they were goosebumps or herpes.
That's not how these arrangements work. You don't buy each other stuff unless you break a sex toy. End of story.
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Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
Just found an unopened tied g of coke on the floor in her room... she thinks the maintenance guy dropped it earlier today. This takes the cake for sketchiest apartment.
He ripped off his socks and ran around the basement barefoot. His feet turned black. Then he chugged Parmesan cheese. He chugged dry cheese dude.
Oh yeah, found out i got it from my boyfriend's wife. Thanks though.
banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
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Its mothers day, andI woke up with 12 bar stamps on my face, holding orange juice and a box of tampons. This can not be happening
This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
That is cause you are some weird type of mutant that lives off of Alcohol.
To be fair I went my whole first week without showing up to work drunk!
I smoked a joint in the bathtub at 8 am then went back to bed
After an orgasm, I always feel the urge to sing A Whole New World from the move Aladdin and I'm not quite sure why.