i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
I bet when she looks at herself in the mirror she wishes brown paper bags were in fashion.
I don't know where I am, but its a Goosebumps novel waiting to happen.
Now that I've lowered my makeout age to 21 I have a whole new sea to fish in.
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I woke up to him peeling the skin on my stomach from my sunburn. If he wasn't so good in bed I'd be a little freaked out.
He pulled his pants down and said blow me, while passing out on my bed. I then pulled his pants up as he continuously started moaning in the background.
Sorry blacked out and lost my phone. Judging by the looks of my body I fought a cat and fell into a bush.
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
They flooded the bathroom and their version of cleaning it up was to throw our couch cushions on it. That's when I decided to chug tequila and go drunk bowling. So hitting the kid with my ball is really their fault.
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We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
Thing I actually said tonight: "I want to achieve Ultimate level drunkenness, I'm only at Champion"
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
Well my sober pact lasted almost an hour. Then I did four shots. But in other news, one of those shots I took with a midget. So like I couldn't turn that shit down.
I almost got an A in organic chem but started hallucinating during the final so I got a C
You wear a dinosaur suit one time and everyone thinks you're a furry. Fucking hell, man.