It's like God shit irony all over that family
pretend your vagina is a choco taco and the guy is someone who really loves choco tacos. let him enjoy the choco taco.
I want everyone to love me, and THEN I will choose who gets to eat me out all the time.
How drunk is "too drunk" for candlelight service?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
wow. there is a man who hates the post office more than me. he is causing a scene, this is a snapshot of elderly me.
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
you got in a fight with your imaginary friend last night when he didn't catch you after a surprise trust fall
There are horrible decisions in life and then there are tequila flavored moonshine decisions
We need to get me chipped asap
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I shouldn't have watched rise of the planet of the apes and then gotten high. I'm now convinced that the cats are out to get me.
I'm not complaining, but why is it that every time I hang out with you I come home with random injuries and random girls?
I found a tomato seed inside my jeans. I did not eat tomatoes
I don't know..He walked out of your room with a kraft single..and blood on his shirt...He really wanted cheese.
She said to call her, so I called her. Her boyfriend answered and traced the fucking call. I could litterally hear him yell because it turns out he lives in 4d
Don't you live in 4c?
I'm pretty sure he sprained my clit...
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