i think guys who wear condoms are gentleman.
Someone sent me a drink from across the bar. It was water.
you're the best thing to happen to me. closely followed by learning to ejaculate, and drugs.
I hope you remember pushing the girl off the stage because you said she wasn't good at pole dancing.
she just blew up the empty bag of wine and used it as a floatation device.
Can I just say I love the fact that were in business with guys where I can write a hand job up hoes down text message
If you need us, Zoe and I will be on my kitchen floor drinking Gatorade and crying
My Wonder Woman lingerie has been defiled by man. I'm a horrible Amazon.
He just kept mumbling that he was too drunk for society and then he peed in a bush
gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
I sense naked hashbrown eating in my near future.
i like that he makes me laugh. those are like my two favorite things. laughing and fucking.
my dad just liked my status about my bowl being stolen even he feels my pain
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
Omg. I'm living macklemores best life. I have someone's granddads dog, I'm about to have someone's grandmas car. I look incredible.
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