Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
i was so high last night while i was driving i felt like i was riding a bike with no pedals
The cops found weed in michael jacksons house today...it makes up for the child molesting, I like him more now.
How was dinner with ur grandparents?
I was really blazed and scared they'd catch me, so when they asked about my day I was concentrating really hard on not saying smoking that instead I honestly said "Well, I had sex on your pool table, Nana."
Me and my dog bond so much when im high.
just once i'd like the "right thing" and the "topless thing" to be the SAME THING
We really need to stop competing to see who can get more drunk, and I REALLY need to stop winning.
the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
I was in the library and saw 2 dudes hackysacking in a study room with 3 girls working. I asked if I could join; as soon as I closed the door the chicks offered me tequila shots. study session w/everyone cancelled, I'm busy.
i need some food
Holy shit I forgot about you stabbing him.
I don't even remember what he looks like. All I know is he's 6 foot 100. I like that.
You know it was one hell of a night when you need to use your own thong to wipe cum off your face.
I just saw a guy walking up the stairs with his dick out his pants. I let him know, and he just looked down in shock, laughed, and continued walking up the stairs.
ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME! I SAID I WANTED SOMEONE CLASSY AND INSTEAD YOU SET ME UP WITH A GUY THAT JUST TOLD ME HIS FAVORITE PLACE TO FUCK IS ON HIS SWAMPBOAT “THE SLAMHOG!”
I DON’T WANT TO FUCK IN A SWAMP
First of all, his AIR boat is named “Slam Hog” not “The Slamhog.” Second, it’s top of the line. Third, don’t dismiss swamp sex before you try it!
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