I would never have sex with Danny Devito!! JSYK.
Fantastic night. drank beer from a wine bottle, danced on a van, chased a llama, and fell from a fence
Ikea night.
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Insert tab A into swedish slot B
PS- did you die? If you did just text "dead" to me, so that I know.
i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
So... 5th graders can't whisper for shit, but apparently I have an awesome rack.
Haha. Niice.
Yeah, I didn't know whether to be shocked or flattered.
both.
Yeah, I just met her and we got arrested together. I think it was a good bonding experience.
Just come here and visit. Enjoy the deliciousness of me being legal. Just don't think, and come here right meow. meow meow meow.
Yes but that point is quickly negated bc u should never have to search more than one room to find your underwear.
There's a chance I told a cop that I was ready for him to strip I may have even taken some ones out of my purse and stuck them in his holster
I'm playing drinking games with a boy who looks like Liam Hemsworth. I think I'm fine.
You kept ranting how Captain Planet is getting shortchanged in the superhero department. Other than that you kept it together
I'm not dealing with this wiskey dick shit, 2016 is the year of hard dicks
He was 6'5 and wearing a kilt, how could I not fuck him
when I said eat the rich I didn't mean like that but here we are sucking that capitalist dick
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