would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
Facebook is asking me which Pokemon I'd be. Is there one whose only moves are gay sex and reading Adrienne Rich?
After they won there was a guy outside Magee Hospital yelling "name your kid Sidney"... that guy may or may not have been me.
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
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It's all sex hats and vagina bandages with you isn't it?
My only regret is that we didn't pee on our neighbors Prius
Just you wait I'll be crying and puking everywhere in no time
I asked him why he was eating an entire can of refried beans, the only answer I got was "revenge"
Nothing with ever convince me that she wasnt purposely left behind by our mother to ruin my life and fuck our family
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I promised him we could have sex if he would let me take him to the hospital to get stitches.
WINE AND FILM. TALK ABOUT AN UPGRADE FROM NETFLIX AND CHILL.
At first it will make you think "how is this physically possible?" and then it will ruin an entire food group for you.
you started putting peanut butter on your pubes.
HIGH AS FUCK. JUST WATCHED THE TRIPPIEST VIDEO EVER. IM NOT SCARED OF PANDAS. I GOTTA GO. TRIPPIN AGAIN
You'll be pleased to know I just had an elaborate day dream about your penis. you were there too.
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