the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
Dude if I didn't piss myself last night I dont think I would have woke up in time for work.
explain the missing patches of hair on my cat. now.
Don't worry we didnt bang. Sometimes I just bring guys home so I don't order pizza.
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this is really not the time to pretend we have morals
If I ever mention marriage force me to Brazil to do coke and strippers until I die.
Ice cream: Good. Fraternity: Good. Eating ice cream off a Skid Row bum's ass crack in order to get into a Fraternity: Homoerotic at best. I quit.
oh and speaking of men I've slept with. Ryan lost 1/3 of a testicle zip lining
I'm ready to take a few years of my life this weekend
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True enough. Do you ever think that these girls grandparents ghosts are watching you masterbate to their granddaughters and look at you in Shame?
Here's what I don't understand. How does anyone watch you eat mayo for 12 minutes and then ever fuck you again??
Do you own a cuff key and know where Karen lives?
Shut the fuck up! I can hear you having sex over Pirates of the Caribbean you moaning whore.
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
Btw, apparently no one knows who ordered the pizzas for the after party, no one paid, and the delivery lady made a celeb shot, took a beer, then said she'd be back later to finish up the game...
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