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My dad just knocked on my door and told me that my vibrator was too loud
hey I'm just gonna fall asleep in the bathroom at the library call me when you're done with class
From the trajectory of the puke, I must have fallen off the top bunk while trying to vomit, due to the dented bucket, ruined carpet, and bruised dignity I now own.
I searched the house and found a small bottle of sherry which is probably as old as I am, has prob gone off and tastes like shit. I don't care any more. It has come to this.
Well I'm 85-90% sure that he licked syrup off my body, but no guarantees...
Good because ass is like 60% of my diet now
I rolled joints beforehand. Lit a candle. Ghetto rigged taping the 40's on my hands and then lit the joint using the flame of the candle.
I'm so proud of your modern ingenuity
Everyone called me "Barf Vader".. And I lost your lightsaber.
I WOLD FCUK YUO INTOO THE MOON
THE MOOOOOOOON
Come here I'm naked
And I want mozzarella sticks
I'm pretty sure I just orgasmned my way out of paying for that weed
So I have now fucked both my roommates...This is why I can’t live with men.
It's a shame I've been hooking up with him for 6 months and he still doesn't know my real name.
So he apologized for peeing on my floor.. then we fucked all night.
Real classy
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