Then we started crawling around on the floor because we couldn't get up so decided to be tigers instead. Gotta love power hour.
I wish the health center treadmills counted beers burned not calories
My mom can no longer prohibit me from smoking pot..I sell to her boyfriend.
We Started drinking at 8am and left the bar around 11pm....I hate ALL green things
remember the used condom we threw behind my bed? my mom found it and is accusing me and making a big deal out of it,
Haha! You pissed me off, so I actually told her to go look behind your bed. Good thing I moved to Nevada, so your dad can't kick my ass. Good luck bitch.
hey, haven't seen your testicles in a while...you 3 still alive?
They left me passes out in the food donation bin with an empty handle and a half eaten box of nutter butters
how did we start talking about space blow jobs?
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
It's not even 8 pm, or Saint Patrick's Day, and Kevin is drunk on my roof humping the air
what do you mean i can't make cookies with a blow dryer? challenge accepted.
Just ignore the penis. It's won't bother you. I promise.
I don't think it's ever a good night if I'm this hung over and I didn't even get an orgasm out of the deal...
I know right. I don't even want to have sex today. I did anyway but that's besides the point.
Riddle me this: why did I wake up next to a stuffed sword fish?
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