Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
this episode of spongebob makes me wish crabby patties were real
I just withdrew $200 in ones. I think the teller knew what was up
cum and cheesecake for breakfast...don't fucking tell me pride week isn't awesome
She gives pretty bad head, but when it's in her dad's Lexus SUV it's tough to complain.
I'm having a flashback of telling a guy that he was beautiful and graceful like a unicorn while playing shuffleboard.
Sorry for my penis texting you last night, I can't control what he wants at 4am.
Ummm. I just wanna say this now: Don't let me invite the band back to the apartment to see my stripper pole.
Received a verbal warning at work for "riding in a trash receptacle, violating professionalism & infection control."
I feel like strippers are like dogs, the more you show you're terrified the faster they come at you.
Finished watching the entire first season of mighty morphing power rangers. Now I have nothing. Not even a life.
You and the dog were competed for the water dish
Also a shrinking boner emoji would be helpful
It's like everybody loves Raymond but the total opposite and everyone wants him to die
its times like this i wish i didnt have a penis
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