you still trying to smash that chick?
it's a losing battle and she kinda sucks. been busy with school so not getting midweek drunk - she's nearly unbearable sober
Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
you went around grabbing cigarettes out of peoples mouths and claiming you were curing cancer.
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
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I just paid a homeless man $20 for the dragon ball Z shirt he was wearing. I need to stop drinking
he got a rim job in the basement.
apparently i was the one who gave it to him.
At 4am he sent "uree asss ize anmazin"
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I think that the jello shots in bowls is where it all went wrong.
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I know you're on vacation but you should know I just walk of shamed through a hotel lobby while leaving a threesome on Friday the 13th. Fuck superstition, I win.
Totally uneven. One tiny pussy lip that almost didn't exist and one giant lip that unfurled liked 5 different times half way down her leg and could have been used to hoist the mainsail on a pirate ship.
I almost stopped mid bj to let him know I appreciated his balls being nice to look at/have my face near. But I didn't know if that would ruin, or improve the moment.
So who left their underwear on a lamppost in my aunt's backyard
Am I required to send a Christmas card to my fuck buddy?
The first thing my Christmas gift money is buying is a dildo.
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