People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
The make-up sex just reminded me why we broke up in the first place.
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
I woke up to her vacumming the grass
Just got my period. This just makes my beach escapade totally even that much more ok.
So his "youporn" cam totally caught me stealing quesadilla leftovers.
Instead of politely asking me to shave, he passive-aggressively left me a groupon for a bikini wax. So I passive-aggresively fucked his roommate. And his roommate didn't mind my bush when he went down on me. Anyway, do you want the groupon or not?
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
Nothing better than going to Mass on Easter Sunday with "I love penis" henna tattooed across your back. Love your Indian culture.
He's rescued me passed out naked on the playground next door and I've rescued him passed out naked in the middle of campus. That's why we're a great couple.
Denim handjobs are the worst handjobs. I hate all handjobs. Why do people even.
I apparently got up in the middle of the night after fucking him and started looking for you under piles of his clothing
i just told him to get ready, because I'm going to be taking out my anger over the Super Bowl out on his penis.
With gravity the way it is and your butt clearly being the size of a bus you'd break your hip or something
then this guy just runs in screaming, "cant you see my daughter pissed herself???!!!" and that was the start of my 2016.
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