I'm drunk
Is that why you're texting me
Yes
I dig being used for consequence free sex. Not consequenceful sex.
all i know is that each time we woke up we were at a different chinese restaurant. help.
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
Aren't you glad we're at the point in our relationship where I don't even ask why you're hiding in the cabinet?
Im positive, your name was on my abdomen, Im pretty sure thats solid evidence
That makes the second boyfriend of hers that I've fucked. I'm gonna start keeping an eye on every guy she even speaks to. Girl is my sexual rabbit's foot.
Dude I walked in to my house just to be handed a bottle of vodka by my sister. She then said i had 15 minutes to finish it. Moving into my parents place is the best choice I have made this year.
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
Last night we got home from the bar and saw a fox outside and we lured it in the house with a piece of cheese. Just wanted to party with some potentially dangerous wildlife I guess.
We were debating whether you had hooked up with him. I was right for the record.
If you need anything just hit me up
Pancakes
Noted.
What could go wrong? i could have a mental breakdown with a bottle of champagne hand cuffed to a frat bro
She said my penis was powerful and magnificent
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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