the doormen always congratulate him in spanish as he walks me downstairs in the morning
Did you ask last night's taxi driver about his penis hygiene?
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
there was a trail of blood coming out of one of the bathroom stalls. thought of you
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
I'm not upset because i like you. I'm upset because I can't use you for the sex anymore.
Yeaaah. I'm kinda wary about that guy. Does he still have that taser that he found on the train?
I take it that, because we are not guzzling a box of franzia, everything went alright?
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
I got frustrated so I just stood up and said take me to bed or lose me forever and banged the first guy who responded show me the way home. Thank you Top Gun.
As much as I enjoyed playing drunk half naked twister and talking about my daddy issues last time, I'll have to pass.
Homeboy just asked me to strip for him. He should not be this horny and allowed to be in Vegas with his kid.
Tonight was a total waste of a shaved vagina
So... Sorry we took your wife to the strip club last night... And sorry we bought her that lap dance... I think you're getting closer to your dream of a threesome, though.
He looked so uninterested when the stripper was slapping him. Now his roommates are harassing me about how crazy our sex must be.
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