I would dunk an oreo in her breast milk
I opened up her dishwasher and all I found was a spoon, a juice glass and all her sex toys.
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
I am sweating out the vodka to make room for the whiskey tonight.
she showed up with nothing but olive garden breadsticks in her purse.
Lesson learned. Whipped cream will eat through a condom.
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
Well you wanna do it now or later? I've had three shots and I'm listening to journey by myself. Emotionally there is no better prime time than right now.
I was told to keep my leg elevated. I assume it means to keep my legs on the air, it's like I was prescribed to be slutty
You kept saying "this bitch", mumbled incoherently for like 5 minutes, took a shot, and kept going.
See,its just the last time this situation happened I ended up hiding in a closet on my birthday
sex in a hospital.. check
My vagina has made plenty life decisions and I would like to point out very few if not any of them were in my favor.
He was super adorable, like I wanna pinch his cheeks while I fuck him...
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