Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
$3 wine plus diet sprite does not make good champagne.
does taste better than andre tho
If they made snuggies with a sleeve for my morning wood, id consider buying one...
I just won Halloween Walk of Shame Bingo!
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either she doesn't know how to dress properly on a sunday morning stroll, or I just saw a 60 year old on a walk of shame
im so poor im using the bottom of my laptop to heat my food.
I think they can follow the trail of blood to my house if they have a problem with me taking a dip in their hot tub last night b4 stepping on a broken bottle
Do you think she will like "you don't have to swallow this time" gift certificates for Xmas?
Where the royal fuck are you??
The depths of vodka hell.
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Bar selfie Saturday turned into bar nudie Saturday in a hurry. I need to delete my snapchat...
That edible kicked in right as I was upside-down on that rollercoaster. Fucking.mind.blown.
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
So this morning everyone commended me for puking over the porch. No one else made it that far...
I need you to get the emergency bail money out if the stuffed panda and go to the police station tot bail me out. I should be there in 20 minutes.
So do you guys remember Danny from Tinder?
Sorry I only remember personality traits, not names.
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