Encyclopedia Brown and the case of the missing condom.
I hope Brown isn't a clue to its whereabouts.
singing james blunt while drunk. tell me thats not wonderful
Well maybe next time you won't tell me to do whatever I want.
I bought a goldfish, named it after my ex-girlfriend, and let it die. It's really the little things in life.
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I hate how you keep a running list of people who have seen me naked.
Yeah, that's not really a good thing. Especially for a girl. You should get a tattoo on your stomach that says "Please wear a condom".
Threesome in a minivan. New low
We where late for the party because we spent the last hour staring at a towl becase we thought it was a raccoon
Talking to her is like watching "Bad Life Choices: The Movie"
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Oddly enough, the sex change dream i had made me miss you more.
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
Just watched my first Christmas porn of the year. Def have the spirit now
Thanks for the bagel and the sex.
We stole a Christmas tree from the student center and then decorated it with everything we stole from parties... All I have to say is Feliz Navidad!
Okay. So did I kiss you last night? I know that I made out with someone. Or a few someones. But I'm pretty sure that I made out with you. Was that real life?
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