Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
Just pulled my keys, cell-phone and a pack of cigarettes out from between my cleavage. This one guy's face was priceless.
I woke up at 6 on his trampoline wearing only a parka.
Walk of Shame today included voting.
Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
I also just told a guy I was available for counseling in case he needed to 'bang' things out. I've become a monster.
You were all "think outside the box, inside the bag!" as you filled your camelback with beer.
I'll come hang out with you guys later, but right now my parents aren't home and I have to take full advantage of being able to watch porn on full blast.
I just need to drink whiskey get off and eat some cheese. Why is that so fucking hard for god to deliver.
my poor anus
I'm potentially being cockblocked by Old Man Winter. What the fuck did I do to piss off an entire season?
While he was at a job interview yesterday, I was dropping acid. So that's the aesthetic of our relationship rn.
We just had sex in the shed while having a conversation about cheeseburgers...so that's how my day is going
She said to call her, so I called her. Her boyfriend answered and traced the fucking call. I could litterally hear him yell because it turns out he lives in 4d
Don't you live in 4c?
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