oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
I asked him where the store BJ's was and he unzipped his pants.
Now have a vodka water and get your shit together
I would call you but I don't feel like these hands belong to me.
She said just put your tongue in there and don't linger. I have other things to do.
I'm the saddest girl in a tutu right now.
I mean I don't object to weird looking penis as long as it gets the job done. I just need to get it in. I'm gonna be humping chairs soon.
Sorry about all of the penis things that happened last night.
You had a hat of bras. Probably a good dozen, which is totally impressive for a Thirsty Thursday
You should help rebuild my confidence with your dick. Altruism: Pass it on.
Do not try to steal a picnic table from a park, all you will end up with are sore arms and broken dreams.
No alcohol sales on Election Day. WTF? Today, of all days, I need to be splurged to to vote for any of these morons running for president.
The thing I'm gonna miss about him is his dick.
The guy next to me on the bus has one hole in his jeans that has over 20 mini dicks drawn on his leg. Classic.
Is there a nice, calm way of telling your friend/housemate/former lover/person who does not reciprocate your feelings that your period is late?
Randomize
