is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
i have a bunch of little boys around me trying to hit on me
dont be selfish, show some boob
they duct taped my keg cup to my hand with my sister's phone number on it. I should be ok tonight.
last day of my family cruise we all got trashed and had an award ceremony. I got the award for hooking up with a cougar. my grandma hugged me and said im living up to the legacy. this is why my familys better than yours
Attempting to teach the cat how to shake. I need a job.
She tried catching cigarette ashes on her tongue like snowflakes.
I'm going on a new diet. It's called the "eat healthy otherwise boys won't want to have sex with your fat ass" diet. Wish me luck.
The date officially concluded on the phrase "Nosh dat vag".
Cheez-its and a bottle of cab...for under $10 you could win this girls heart
I just busted my piggy bank to afford McDonald's. This is my personal cry for help.
Whiskey and tits go great with anything. Especially fire.
This makes me appreciate being single with no prospects.
Is there such thing as dick sucking teeth guards?
I am attempting to break the habit of calling him daddy.
You took acid last night and I’m up early to go to the grand opening of a new TJMaxx by my house. We couldn’t be more perfect.
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