So I had sex in the woods... it was just as dirty as you'd expect it would be.. and not in a good way.
all we need is a web designer
and a bunch of prostitutes
how drunk are you?
What does that even mean anymore?
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
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I never had a problem I couldn't slut my way out of.
All I know is I woke up next to her beside the toilet
Favor? Can you not wear as much glitter on your face this time? Walking in the house looking like a disco ball was enough embarrassment for the week 😒
I like to play this game where I try to reach orgasm before my bathtub overflows....lost tonight.
it's pretty awkward texting you how much I want to suck your cock when I have my mom on speakerphone.
On my way
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He literally named all the parts of the vagina as he fingered me. No more pre-med virgins.
Well sure, my hetero side is thrilled, but my gay side is soooo judging
So you're not gonna be in town tonight?! Your dick was the light at the end of my academic tunnel!
Imma make him fuck me with my jersey on tonight while I chant Go Jets Go. Gotta love playoff hockey szn.
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
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