Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
is it sad that i can masturbate and get my big O just from thinking about a Tiffany engagement ring?
the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
What the hell do I have to do to get some foreplay around here? This sucks.
I think you know the answer.
How can I marinade myself in Vodka?
Friends are holding an intervention and have no idea this gatorade is half vodka. This is gonna be the best intervention ever.
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Literally he has the smallest penis I've ever felt since 8th grade.
You should come over. I am making a celebratory I got laid by a huge penis cake.
We've made a drinking game out of how many times the tornado sirens go off. We're good at tornado safety.
No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
I can't even express how horny I am. The English language isn't equipped for what I'm plotting.
Using all my books as packing buffer for my liquor bottles. And you said being an English major was worthless.
She ran from her surprise party screaming "I'm not ready for an intervention." Yeah, the girl has a problem.
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
The only thing i ask you for is vegan food and sex.
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