Do you need to be saved?
No I think I'm God
he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
can you buy anything in the cafeteria for less than $2? I spent the last of my laundry money on a chia pet
She said to delete the bj video, but I accidentally hit the 'send to her bf' button. My bad
We've had the 'life would be so much better if we were both lesbians' conversation too much for that to be okay.
Some guy seriously just got Jimmy Johns delivered to him at the graduation ceremony. This cannot be real life.
and being hungover still at 4 in the afternoon is NOT "having allergies"
Is it acceptable I'm laying in bed drinking airplane bottles?
In our world? Yes, but I'm disappointed yoiu are wasting airplane bottles. Save them for sneaky occasions
She is so graceful and lady-like, like a swan... On meth
Everyone's impressed that I actually got pee all over his car since I'm a girl and they're a little curious..
Well she made a 15 year old cry, the grandmother did an ice luge and I woke up to the sound of sex moans
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
you got into a really intense arguement about protecting bees. it was wierdly arousing.
YOU SHOULD HAVE BEEN THE FIRST VISITOR TO CHRISTMASLAND
Hey, um, after thinking about it, I decided I really don't want to use applying olive oil to your ass for your fissure as part of foreplay because... well... really? Just read that again.
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