This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
you were mad bc i took longer then 2 minutes to finish
"Hung over, tired and having a faint scent of some body butter and random pieces of glitter from a girl named gigi, almost arrested in drug bust, $40 Canadian in my pocket and all i got was this lousy Tshirt" shirts dont exist, but they need to
i told you the emergency thong was a good idea.
He thought the strainer was a giant bowl to puke in.
Ordered a large pizza and definitely just paid the cab driver in pizza slices. I'm glad there's someone out there that's just as fat at heart as we are.
If this week is any indication of my life here I've got to get out ASAP. My liver can't hack it.
I like to keep a steady black out going for the holidays. I feel it makes me less cynical
There are only four things in life that are certain. 1 Death, 2 Taxes, 3 The wu tang clan aint nothin to fuck with, and 4 you will never be more important than taco bell
Plus i lost a button on my shirt and we got free drinks all night. Sorry I'm not sorry.
We were like ok let's be eachothers maid of honor and then you were like "ok see you at the wedding" and walked away
We should leave before they realize I dumped a bowl of Fritos in your bag just in case I got hungry
Heard I spat fire in your face last night. Wish I could say that I'm sorry
House vote, we're revoking your 151 privileges
I'm sorry.
It's been three years since Kelly shit in the to go box that we put in Sam's mailbox after we broke up. Considering Sam and I are friends again, should I finally tell him?
we got cockblocked by his mom again...its like she has a radar on me
please stop trying to sleep with him
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