It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
that's the second time you've been mistaken as a prostitute. maybe life is trying to tell you something
its my fault though, i'm wearing tights
you're hiking in tights? you remind me of dennis quaid's fiance in the parent trap
worst hand job ever. my dick is about as raw as that sushi your mom wanted me to try.
My professor is talking about sperm and all I can think about is my mouth
Don't bite the hand that gives you multiple orgasms
i dont want to stoop that low. but my dick does.
He said he loved me so I pretended not to hear it because I don't think "I love your penis" was the response he was looking for.
Guess I'll put him on my to-do list too. But closer to the bottom since we dated before. That's almost unethical.
Dedication to a hook up: I had to recruit five people at the train station to help me buy a ticket from a kiosk and get on the right train in 15 minutes because I discovered that my car was stolen.
Wanna shave the hair on my back? If you're offended I was joking, if not I'll bring booze and maybe you can do other regions too.
He was singing R-E-S-P-E-C-T to a stripper between motorboats while our HR manager cheered him on.
I can't base my relationships off of good dick and dogs.
I don't think I can get drunk, high or horny enough to even consider that
At one point did I say I have a doctorate in fuck u?
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
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