after the first, "yea you like that baby", i quickly remembered why i had stopped having sex with him.
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
He passes out, I smoke his kush. All's fair in love and a disappointing lack of sex.
and I'm sitting five inches from the tv scrunched up in a ball watching doug. It's like I'm five again...except I'm more stoned than the dude who created this show
would you say our friendship is at the "help each other shave animal patterns in each other's pubes" phase?
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
Everything smells like blood and olive oil.
Going to a professional golf course at 2am to throw the flag poles like javelins
Do you have paint?
Paint? I wish
OMG WHAT ARE YOU DOING
That all sounds beautiful. All I have to offer is my shining personality, extensive amounts of space knowledge, and I hear I am pretty not sucky at sucking dick
I love her so much I can forgive her for wearing crocs
I think I was just motorboated by a 4-year old girl.
i had to call the bar to ask if they found my bowling ball. That good of a night
I wish I had a tail.
Why?
...why not?
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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