I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
i have nine cents in my fucking bank account... not even a dime
There's a show on bravo about fat people dancing. FAT PEOPLE. DANCING.
This is god's gift to the unemployed.
all i remember is stealing his cheesepuffs and shaving my vagina in the hotel lobby
no, no, no. omg. i said i wanted a SANDWICH! not a picture of your dick. damn cant you read? SANDWICH! now im blinded. great job.
I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
it was either a cry for help or you were gargling vodka. we didnt care either way.
If there was a saddle on his sack, she would ride it.
Kinda sad when you get home on a Sunday morning and the paper guy HAND DELIVERS the newspaper to you...,
Well be careful man. Be careful. Wear shoes in the house. Safety. Safety first, then teamwork.
I just talked this guy out of hooking up with me and gave him relationship advice. Am I a good person now?
I'm proud of you for choosing to be an organ donor on your fake!!
Do u think the bouncer will let me in with a giant stuffed snake?
Oh and sorry for almost killing all of us last night... twice...
He's a security blanket. A security blanket who FUCKS.
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