she was most def 27.5% uglier than a troll, but the sex was great
happy birthday! Any relationship between us is now officially illegal.
THEY HAVE A VOMIT TROUGH.
What?
A TROUGH FOR VOMIT.
He then proceeded to tell me about his enlarged lymph nodes, his"severe" case of blue balls.
buying new sheets for when my mom visits. I can't in good conscious let her use the ones from last night
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
We're all in the kiddie pool on the porch. Fully clothed. Watching porn. With my manager.
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
The chlamydia really affected his face.
Let's just say that the best way to get a girls attention is not to slap her on the ass from the window of a moving cab.
Please stop letting me make out with hot lesbians.
Definitely not. I may be your best friend, but first and foremost I am a guy. Please continue.
Oh yea... In other news I've decided to get an external hard drive and start getting music from all the guys I'm fucking... Do you think a terabyte would be enough storage space?
I'm a terrible person when I drink. I went from fine to not making any sense and yelling about cheese in like 30 seconds.
If he comes over I probably get to fuck him and if he doesn't I don't have to pay him the $60 I owe him for weed. It's a win-win situation.
He pulled out a Plan B pill and handed it to me as I left like it was a party favor. God Bless America.
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