Dude i dont know how people can complain that waterboarding is such a bad thing. I just sat through a fucking puddle of mudd show. Now thats torture
The KFC double down is way too much for a drunk. He was just staring at it in awe.
ITS DAYLIGHT SAVINGS TIME SUNDAY EVERYTHING IS GOING TO BE OK AFTER ALL
It all boils down to, who else do we know that is willing to buy our friendship?
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
You were sitting in the middle of the floor spewing vodka at people proclaiming "I a whale". That drunk.
I am in his childhood bedroom and I feel like his trophies are applauding me and his stuffed bunny is disgusted with me. Did you know he was a mathlete?
my question is who was more confortable? You sleeping on the floor or me tweeting from a bush?
I honestly think she should have her own reality show called "Lowering the Bar" and it consists of a camera crew following her from Bar to bar hooking up with unsuspecting drunk attractive men.
Remember that girl from my stats. class that I ran into at the bar 2 weeks ago? She literally hasn't been to class once since I told her I sit behind her.
Let's FaceTime each other while we shotgun beers
I made it 1 week... 5 business days at my new job before sleeping with my coworker.
I woke up to a bum peeing outside my window, and he said, "This is embarrassing for you."
We peed on a building I think...like a building in downtown...not out of view of anyone.
My bookbag can hold 30+ beers. They shoulda put that on the tag bc its a big selling point
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