i just met a girl who was sent to the hospital for using her phone as a vibrator and got electrocuted. 4 weeks later she got sent back for shoving a hot dog up there. welcome to the teenage american society
I just found out you can file for divorce online. I love America.
don't get me wrong, i love how you're fun and free spirited. but there are some situations...like shooting down a bottle of sambuca standing in the shallow end topless surrounded by my friends
So the night ended when we tried making fireworks out of gunpowder and oregano. You can figure out how that went.
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Ahh you know it's going to be a long day when you mistake a beer for a sprite at 10:30 in the morning while babysitting
I'm 11 for 13 getting drunker than the person who's birthday it is
Already at the river; already getting fucked up. And yes that semicolon is legit because those are congruent statemests
I know you're my sister, but I'm pretty sure I'm going to have sex with one of your exes this weekend. He's probably not gay, but I'll let you know.
Please tell me there is not a bookmark on your browser with the title "Christmas Porn"
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I can't wait to get home and drunk cuddle your dog
Hey guys.. So I accidentally broke the front door last night
I cannot take an uber back in my costume...can you please come get me?
If you break up with me one more time it's over.
I wanted to give everyone gifts as they left the house... So when your wondering where most of the christmas ornaments are I'm really sorry.
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
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