Yeah, getting the HI-fiVe would really put a damper on my whoring around.
Just looked at my call log. I called Planned Parenthood at 3am.
So I went out tonight...met a guy who slightly resembled my dad,huge creeper, he asked me to "hang out" so I gave him my moms number since he was more her type:)
Dude, a dry wedding reception should nullify the vows, because really, without the booze, you might as well be 5 years old again and playing dress-up
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i have my graded calc test (94%) sitting on my empty case of beer next to my desk. this is me winning at college.
Shoot me. Guy hitting on me with a beaver on his head. Says it is his spirit animal.
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
I imagine her to be like a 19th century explorer/adventurer with different boys' hearts on her wall like animal heads
Like Teddy Roosevelt
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
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All I know is that every time I looked at my glass it was full again and I thought it would be rude not to drink it
I just did a jell-o shot with my grandmother. I can die now..
Just cried to my husband about how much I'm going to miss my boyfriend... Maybe marriage is going to work for me after all
The difference between 22 and 28 is bigger than I realised. I had the urge to put on Spongebob and give him a cookie.
She's seen your dick through your pants. You don't need to ask
ya I had reallllllly good sex last night too that will probably get me evicted
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