Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
I am tired of kissing girls with mustaches.
Hey man, did I leave the bottom drawer to my refrigerator that I had beer in at your house by any chance?
But when he came on my stomach I noticed how tan I was!
do you know how hard it is to pee with a pumpkin in the toilet ?
He called the drink "The Annexation of Puerto Rico". He wouldn't tell us whats in it but said that we should all fear for our lives. Let's do this.
Hey fuck you and your taint. I'm just riding a canoe called life, back the fuck off. P.s. I need a ride
It was just like old times except for going to hangover throw up before waking my parents up to open presents. Merry Christmas!
No one parties like Jon. He once stole a cops hat, ran like the wind, partied all night with it, and dropped it off at the station the next day with a box of donuts as an appology.
Bro that's the last time I try to stick my penis in a bowl of jello. I can't believe your sister ate that, did she not see my dick mold
Blah blah blah. Just come home and put a baby in me.
In my dream, you became a famous tap-dancer. Congratulations.
The day will come again young grasshopper. For now you must complete your training of patience and tongue biting
Why is there an inflatable flamingo in the backseat of my car?
Saw a sign that said the chorus of never gonna give you up was enough time to wash your hands. Coronavirus has Rick rolled me.
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