Ambien. No doubt about it.
There's too many weed/neon/felt Sublime posters in this room and someone just put on a Hunter S. Thompson movie. Save me, now.
so later when i'm crying over him remind me that he once called his penis "senor weeper"
I give out O-faces like they're halloween candy
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OMG! Someone dumped chocolate soft-serve in the bathroom! Dibs!
hahaha our party bus just died on the freeway and we're drinking in the center divider. i'm on the roof. i win
Everytime I think about NYE, my gag reflex kicks in.
Why is there an empty beer bottle in the shower?
Why wouldn't there be.
we've started having sober sex
you really do like him
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Ask her if said friend is decent looking or a wildabeast. Need to know if I need to top these 8 coronas off with a little tequila.
Now you know for the next time you go in the basement to wear a helmet
There is a girl in my drunk limo who hasn't seen an uncircumcised penis. Hook me up with a picture.
So I ate half a jar of mayo because I thought it would cure a hangover. I thought wrong.
OH MY GOD MY UBER DRIVER IS PEEING BEHIND A DUMPSTER
Still got in the car though
Gov of Georgia is going to allow massage therapists to return to work.
Gives a new meaning to 'Happy Endings'.
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