My entire floor is waiting for the couple to come out of the shower. She's a screamer. We've blockaded them
Just gave my manager part of my viccodin stash-my job is basically secured forever.
we walked in to her beating him with a broom while he was trying to sweep ramen into a box. there were packing peanuts everywhere.
There are beer cans & oyster shells along the side of the road. I belong here
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Just saw a tranny in a skimpy captain america costume walking around campus. Going to follow her. You gotta see this
You're gonna judge me.
Howd you sleep with him already
I need a straight guy to pretend to be my boyfriend for 30 minutes so that I can pull off an act of petty vengeance. Interested?
i accidentally sent all my draft messages..how do i do damage control for the multiple "fuck me now" type msgs sent at ten am?
Well, that now makes it the 4th girlfriend in a row to cheat on me. I don't even care anymore...I'll date a prostitute and not even worry.
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Koalas always seemed like really high little puppy kittens to me.
At some point, it turned less into sparring and more into tough guy dry humping.
FIND ME A DICK TO RIDE THAT HOPEFULLY IS ATTACHED TO A CUTE PERSON AND NICE PERSONALITY
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED. Is it okay if I only get 2 out of 3?
The D is nonnegotable.
He said I have a comfortable vagina. What does that even mean?
The coke machine at work is laughing at me. Literally. I just heard laughter from the coke machine
I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min
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