he shaved USA in his pubs
Definitely still drunk while signing the 'responsible adult' form at the hospital
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
He kept saying 'your mouth is Amazing' even after I was on his dick.
That place is a DUI and an STD waiting to happen. I think I'll pass.
I don't know if this whole sobriety thing is going to work out... It's only been 3 days and I want to chug vodka
WHY DO I WANT TO FUCK EVERY GUY THAT BREATHES
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
I just don't remember. It's like I went to bed on July 3rd.. and woke up on the 5th. Nothing.
Yes I did. Thanks. I was actually an hour and half early. I'm better at public transport than I thought. Guy behind me on the bus is also crying. We compared cry-snot. It was nice in a weird sad way.
It was going very smoothly until she noticed my boner of hope.
Btw I did not technically have a dick in me but I was naked in bed with a man during the last finals game so that is why the Warriors won
i guess i fuck people who own bucket hats so i can't talk shit
We hooked up and he sent me home with a plant and skittles lmao
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