well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
I'm at a Rock of Love themed party. New high? New low? I can't tell.
Wait. Scratch that. It's not themed. These girls are just sluts.
I don't think you have the libido for two women at the same time
I think you underestimate the amount of time spent masturbating
I gave him head while he watched NASCAR. My future flashed before my eyes.
It's ok that you're screwing someone else while trying to get back with me, I'm banging three girls while I ignore you.
I HOPE YOURE READY TO KICK SOME SERIOUS ASS AT TRIVIA NIGHT TOMORROW NIGHT. also, i hope the birth of your niece goes well. BUT MOSTLY TRIVIA NIGHT.
Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
What drugs are we doing when you visit?
The correct answer is all the drugs because I just found out they have glow in the dark bubbles.
I never realized how you can accidentally go home with someone until tequila got involved.
I feel as if some line has been crossed, but only in this vague, WTF sort of way.
But I am still fully ok with my life choices as long as the consequences aren't onesies and pacifiers
Crying while I'm pooping. I think this is rock bottom
Ugh. It's days like these that make me wish my bad habits would kill me faster
why is there a porcupine in the kitchen
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