We are brilliant. We call it the pint walk. Killing a pint of vodka while we walk from cleveland park to dupont. just making mama proud
make sure i look cute passed out on the couch.
chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
How do I tell if what I'm covered in is pee or cum?
I'm going to see if it catches on fire again, then I'll make the decision.
Maybe walking up to the cops busting our party with a "Things go better with Coke" t-shirt on and asking for my extra license back that my little brother got busted with wasn't the best idea of the night.
The other. Cat spoke to me and left. This shit is laced
The first cat might save me but they are taking out masks
My month off booze swimsuit season diet plan is working well. Plus I'm learning so much about my house, did you know a girl named Meagan lives here?
just gonna show up naked this time. that way i dont have to worry about finding my clothes tomorrow
I like to feed my guinea pigs before I get stoned. In case they get contact high and get the munchies. It's only polite.
Wanna know what sucks. Banging the bosses daughter at work and having the boss walk in while you are fucking on his desk. Good day though. Made 6 sales
I hope you get stoned and think that you're a seal in shark infested waters
It's all fun and games until your in the alumni campus center puking on the floor
I'm sitting at my kitchen table alone dressed as a dinosaur smoking bowls in the dark. Is this rock bottom? Or is this living the dream? Who's to say
He picked me up in Smart Car with the license plate “MYWHIP.” I think my ovaries shriveled up and died.
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