There are just some things I refuse to put in my mouth.
3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
honestly, magaritas are the void men can't fill.
I hate it when you make eye contact with someone bcs you are about to make fun of them and they take it as a hint to come hit on you.
Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
there's unknown territories my dick was not made to discover
First funeral I've ever been to where the cops had to come.
It's cheaper then a lap dance and you get your hair cut.
My goal of the day is to not shit myself. That's it. Setting the bar real low
I let him watch sportscenter while we fucked. How did he repay me? I'm now missing class to get a shot in the ass for the clap. You and I are getting wasted and keying someone's car this weekend.
THAT IS NOT SOMETHING YOU TELL SOMEBODY THE FIRST TIME YOU MEET THEM IN THE DARK.
Dick. I'll go round and break his windows. I've been watching Sons of Anarchy on Netflix.
woke up hungover this morning lying in a water raft covered in water.. i dont know if i should consider this good or bad
We still on for Manwhore Monday?
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