Alli causes anal leakage. You can find someone to like you if you are fat but no one will like you if you poop yourself.
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
where does the pee come out of this thing
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
you mean i was at the winter classic?
boy from dating site added me on facebook. i don't know if i'm ready for him to see what a drunk i am.
It's like the only way I know how to apologize is by giving a blow job.
we're going to drop off one of our cars at the police station tonight so we'll be able to drive home in the morning
I swear she's a drunk klepto...by the end of the night she had stolen 3 bowling balls. HOW DO YOU STEAL 3 BOWLING BALLS?
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
I know how I'm going to make my fortune.. designing an icepack made specifically for the vagina.
We need a fire pit. Meat. And a keg.I mean like a cow we just carve from. And cook it. We can use the milk from the udder to make White Russians
He gave me the award for most entertaining blow job. That should count for something.
she's fucked both of my roommates but not me. i feel like I'm not part of the group anymore
I think I'm taking after my dog, I just want to hump everything
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