I woke up on the steps beside a plate of spaghetti and a toilet paper roll ripped in half. And i actually think this day is gonna get better.
yeah, but i heard shes schizophrenic
i wouldn't even care dude, i'd fuck her and all 7 of her personalities.
Man, the last time I saw you you were giving me a thumbs up while being pulled out the bar by your belt from some girl.
Good news: he out-ran the campus police. Bad news: they were chasing him toward the REAL police.
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This is like a relationship, I expect to be mind blown at least once a week.
We saluted the chips to the national anthem before cooking them. The house has to get a munchies fryer
Now that makes it sound like you had sex with a guy in batman costume and you never took the mask off so you can't 100 percent be sure.
I mean. I just want to sit in my bed and eat bagels. What's wrong with that?
I mixed Jack with hot chocolate. This may be the best or worst idea ever. I have yet to find that out
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Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
There is no issue with you seeing me...morally or ethically. we'll update your resume anyway. I really need to have sex with you later. Really
my confident boosted when he told me that it was I who started making out with him. ME. NOT HIM.
I AM SHOCKED AND PROUD OF MYSELF
I come into the house and he's fucking doing karaoke by himself... Lady gaga
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
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